MV Fashion Analysis: EXO’S Wolf

Today we’ll be looking at EXO’s Wolf, also known as explosion at the feathers and bad accessories factory. This video needs a review because I never noticed how God-awful...

Today we’ll be looking at EXO’s Wolf, also known as explosion at the feathers and bad accessories factory. This video needs a review because I never noticed how God-awful the fashion and styling choices were back when it came out. I think I was overwhelmed by Kai’s braids. Let’s look at some of my favorite pieces. We’ll start with 10 points and see where this goes.

Style Ranking: 10 – 9 (The God of Fashion Worships You), 8 – 7 (Style Icons!), 6 – 5 (Good Try), 4 – 2 (FIRE your stylist), 1 – 0 (Let’s pretend this never happened/dying inside)

Bandanas. 90’s bandanas everywhere. (-2)


Headbands. 80’s headbands everywhere. (-2)


Fingerless Gloves. Never-really-in-fashion fingerless gloves everywhere. (-2)

keys(Wait  a second, are there keys in that chain??)

And while we’re at it, why is there a bandana tied to Kris’s knee? (-1)


Braids, because, you know, that worked so great for Big Bang… (-5)


Luhan looks fabulous in these feathers and anything negative you say means you’re just jealous. (+1)


Sehun’s shirt collar looks like someone tried to get creative with discarded toilet paper rolls. (-3)


But a unicorn threw up on his hair so props need to be given. (+2)

We only got a 1 second shot of this hat in the entire MV. It’s a shame… (-1)

Matador(What was the inspiration for this, Spanish-Matador-Angry-Shark? Am I reading too much into this?)

Is he wearing a ripped Glad trash bag over a shirt? (-2)


Is Kai wearing a championship belt? (-1)

belt(I don’t even…)

Fact: A defenseless squirrel was killed to make this hat. (-1, +a-dead-squirrel)


So you’re wearing a turtleneck, with no sleeves. Understandable. (-1)

sleeves(Who even has arms that could correctly fit in those sleeve-holes?!)

Tao remains flawless. (+5)


(+2) points for Xiumin’s manicure.


I don’t even want to talk about this outfit so let’s pretend that I did and move on.

Ican't(The guys to the right are about to be floored by his fashion choices.)

No, you know what, let’s talk about this. (-4)


Porous LifeVest + tangled ropes + immaculate braids after washing ashore after some kind of boating accident + Hawaiian themed bandana = wolf?

What is this puffy thing wrapped around Baekhyun’s neck? (-0.5)

football(Did Chanyeol lose a football?)

If I had a dime for every time Kai looked amazing in a ridiculous outfit… (+3)

baseball(I just like reminding fans that this happened…)

Fun Fact: Pause this video any time Tao comes out in the background and it looks like he’s going to rip your face off in every scene. (+2)


This is a real screenshot. This actually happened. I’m not even lying! (+2)

DBZ(How 80s is this? The triple fade…I can’t…Also, Baekhyun belongs in Dragon Ball Z. That’s a fact of life.)

EXO’S Wolf Fashion Analysis Total: 2.5 (and a dead squirrel)
Conclusion: FIRE these stylists!

As Iman would say…



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3 Comments on this post.
  • maridaeina
    29 August 2016 at 1:55 pm
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    I think I’m the only one on the entire Internet who loves how Kai looks in this video. Both his outfits are right on the money with me. But since I’m yet to find another positive review on it anywhere, I’m apparently all alone hah! Well, more Kai wolf for me lol!

  • Chloe
    13 January 2015 at 8:17 pm
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    this is literally the funniest thing ever i love you for this

    • kpopbreak
      13 January 2015 at 8:55 pm
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      loool Thanks! <3 + a-dead-squirrel!

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