My ultimate girl crush Jolin Tsai and immortal popstar Namie Amuro transformed into nine-tailed foxes in the masterpiece music video for I’m Not Yours. This song was addicting enough (“All of my girls – what?!”) and now it has a legendary music video. I think if there would have been a Koda Kumi cameo, I would have died on the spot.
In the music video, the music royalty duo portray demonic fox spirits that have transformed into beautiful women to lure unsuspecting, traveling men to their “exotic dance castle” (brothel). Tsai and Amuro are the madams and leaders of the other evil female spirits that inhabit the haunted grounds. Together, they trick their male victims into eating the food, which curses them. All of the unsuspecting perverts transform into donkeys (jackasses…) that will later be devoured by the hungry demons. This is so beautiful I think I’m going to cry. These two delivered to such a grand scale that I don’t think Jolin will ever be able to top this, even if she combines her gay Eden, pool of glitter blood and Pepsi IVs.
The lyrical lines “You cast a spell” and “I’m back from hell” have taken on a whole new meaning now. This woman is back from the dead with a vengeance! I mean, I still feel like Namie is saying, “I’m the smallest of them all,” but I’ll let it slide.
Also, Ha Ji Won called Namie. She wants her Versace dress back. No, no, never mind, you can both share it, that dress is killer. And now I will spam you with the visual, magical porn this music video was!
You know, I was wondering what kind of beast Jolin would eventually turn into, and now I know…
Be enchanted by the full MV below!
(Sources: Warner Music Taiwan & caiyilin.tumblr)