Okay, that’s it, I need to know who keeps making movies based off bad fanfiction and then casts Kris (Wu Yi Fan) as one of the leads every time. I need to hug that person and give them a bouquet of flowers and just cry in their arms for a little bit. Okay, okay, for a very long time. Lord have mercy on my soul!
If you haven’t seen the trailer for Kris’s upcoming Chinese movie Mr. Six, watch it above, I’ll wait right here. Patiently. Staring at my fingernails. Damn it, my polish chipped. Did you finish? ISN’T IT AMAZING?!!? That is the best hot mess I have seen in a while! He’s not even wearing that Burberry trench coat—that thing is hovering over his shoulders like he’s walking down a runway!
And he’s staring someone down while wearing it? Too beautiful for words. This review by variety refers to his character as “the platinum-coiffed son of a corrupt politician” but I prefer “an ex-super-model turned street racer.” Get ready to GIF the hell out of this movie street racing fanfiction writers (I KNOW who you are, don’t even try to deny it).
Now I want you guys to pause this trailer at ANY given moment so that you can realize that Kris is the epitome of Britney Spear’s song “Work.”
If someone could cast Tao now in a bit-part where he plays Kris’s bodyguard that would be nice, I’d appreciate that. I think the EXO fandom would simultaneously combust. Half of it would pull their money together, fly to China and probably hire an assassin to kill Kris’s entire management and PR team. The other would pull their money together and commission the world’s largest ice sculpture of their OTP making out, and then place it on display in front of the Dongdaemun Design Plaza in Seoul. Okay, I’m done now, I just had to get the off my chest.
Kris: Intimidating You With His Lace-Ups Since 2015.
(Sources: H.Brothers & The Dreamer - LH WYF Subs)